Hi, my name Kyubey. I am a very special Espeon with the power to grant girl’s wishes in exchange of becoming a Puella Magi. In the past, some people tried to prevent me from doing my job. To prevent that from happening, I have reincarnated myself in the Pokémon World when Kotomi, another Espeon gave birth to me as an Eevee.
Since I have finally evolved into Espeon, I am going to continue my job like I did in the other world and make more contracts. I know there are many grief seeds and witches in the Pokémon World, so I need your help. Please make a contract with me and I’ll grant you any wish that you desire like getting any legendary you want, becoming the most powerful trainer, etcetera. Just fill out the contract below and your wish will be granted instantly!
Desired Magical Powers:
By signing this contract with Kyubey, you are agreeing to become a magical girl/boy to fight witches to purify your Soul Gem. Once you gain magical powers, you may not revert back to your previous form. If the contract is broken, severe consequences will follow and Kyubey will not be held responsible.
Good Luck… and hopefully Homura-chan won’t oppose me. ◕ ‿‿ ◕
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12 Comments… read them or add your own.
OH SHIT… this can’t be happening… Kyubey just took over my blog. eeeeeek!
Resistance is futile… Homura. ◕ ‿‿ ◕
helllo! id like to make a contract with you!
Our plan is going well.
Sure is… And we could rule the world together! ◕ ‿‿ ◕
LOL, cute April Fool’s Day joke. I especially like the fine print XD
Nobody asked me when something bad happens to the Soul Gem… it’s not my fault. ◕ ‿‿ ◕
Kyubey invades the blog o sphere! Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!
The plan is going to well D:
Don’t run away from me… Please make a contract with me! ◕ ‿‿ ◕
Slowly but surely, the planted seed is growing ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
There is… thats why I need people to make contracts with me so we can fight against the witches. ◕ ‿‿ ◕
i want to become a magical girl ❓ 😳